Dear Ted:
Just two Robsten questions. One, why was Michael Angarano never interviewed about Rob and Kristen? I mean, I think she told him that Rob was the reason she left him. Second. What was the deal with Rob and Nikki, was it serious? Was she more into him than he? When did it happen exactly? BTW proud mama of a rescue dog called Scottie.
—Y

Dear Zipped Lips:
M.A. and Kristen aren’t on hateful ex terms, so there’s no reason for him to trash to Twi duo. Pretty mature of the dude, wouldn’t you say? He’d sure get a ton of press. As for N.R. and R.Pattz, things definitely heated up—but then became ice cold real quick.

Dear Ted:
Fox has it out there today that our beloved Pattz is schmoozing Reese and telling everyone onset that K.Stew is not coming to visit and that he is single. really? I’d like to know if you’ve got a “deep water” to tell you otherwise.
—Me in NY

Dear Another Day:
Another stupid Robsten rumor.