We knew ROBERT PATTINSON was a BOXERS MAN. HE’s always been a generous
lover...giving us peeks...
and glimpses...
Peek-a-boo-PATTINSON is my favorite playmate. HE’s so much fun!
HE tries to look innocent...
...like HE doesn’t know...I’m not buying it, ROB.
YOU. KNOW. EXACTLY. WHAT. YOU’RE. DOING.
Such a tease, ROB.... SUCH. A. TEASE.
HE wears a variety of colors...
BLUE...GREEN...
GRAY...
WHITE... GOD BLESS WHITE.
There’s another color... I KNOW! I’M GETTING THERE...
ROB likes to be cumfortable.
We know this.We love HIM for it, don’t we?
Cotton is the perfect choice for the cumfort-loving MAN. It’s SOFT...
I bet HIS hair is SOFT...
Sorry... I got distracted for a moment. Where was I? Oh...cotton. Yes. It breathes...
OH. HOW. WE. WANT. HIM. TO. BREATHE … HIS................. *THUD*
*gets shakily to feet rubbing head*
When will I learn to wear a helmet when looking at....thinking about...writing about...HIM?
NFL Quarterbacks got nothin’ on ROBh00rs when it cums to concussions- no one hits
the ground more often than we do...
*must. focus.*
Again, where was I? Oh yes - cotton. It lets HIM breathe. The only thing that ‘wood’ let
HIM breathe more is...well... CUMMANDO. GOD BLESS HIS LITTLE HEART, HE has a
fondness for this too... NOPE. NOT GOING THERE. NOT TODAY.
*makes note for shameless future post*
Now who’s a tease? GUILTY and NOT ASHAMED. *winks*
ENOUGH FOREPLAY!
I hope everyone’s ready if you’re not, you have a pROBlem. SEEK THERAPY.
.
Now...what was that color I never got around to before?
*thinking*
Could it be....BLACK? OH. MY. YES.
Look closely......
If I have to point it out to you, I will find you...and slap you.
....HERE. WE. GO.
*rubs hands together like a greedy h00r*
Enter ROBVEMBER.
It cums HARD this year, with a SINspirational bang.
BEST. MONTH. EVER.
Meanwhile.... in Brazil...
ROB and Kristen have a little free time. What shall they do? A swim, perhaps?
UH OH!
Mr. PATTINSON...what have YOU done? YOU’ve forgotten your trunks?
*GASPS*
WHAT. A. SHAME.
(sarcasm of EPIC proportion)
Kristen, dear, you look lovely in your little suit. I’m glad you remembered to pack it...
but I’m ECSTATIC that you didn’t help ROB with HIS packing. THANK. YOU.
Kristen wants to swim, ROB. YOU wouldn’t want to disappoint her, ‘wood’ YOU? No,of
course YOU wouldn’t. So what does a wonderful, selfless BOYFRIEND and BRILLIANT
Actor do in a situation like this?
YOU. IMPROVISE.
GOD BLESS YOUR BIG, BEAUTIFUL.... HEART. (pervs! I know what you were thinking!)
That’s it, ROB...YOU are a MASTER at improvisation.
Who needs a suit? Not YOU! YOU. HAVE. BOXERS. YES. YOU. DO.
Black suits YOU, baby. VERY. WELL. THANK. YOU.
What are you waiting for, sweetheart? We’re all WET, and so is YOUR GIRL...
Join us, won’t you?
*SPLISH~SPLASH*
Thanks again my lovely MEL for sharing this with us;) Jumping ROb is so fun!!! Make sure to leave her some luv!!
