After many, many repeat viewings of the just-released "Water for Elephants" trailer starring Robert Pattinson and Reese Witherspoon, we have just one small, infinitesimal complaint to lodge: Rob needs more lines! I mean, come on! The guy utters two sentences in the entire two-minute affair: "You're a beautiful woman. You deserve a beautiful life." Edward Cullen, is that you? That being said, Rob's silence does afford other pleasures: namely, our ability to simply stare, gawk and slobber without all those words getting in the way. In fact, for your viewing pleasure, we put together an entire flipbook of the actor's steamiest looks throughout the teaser. Rob in a tuxedo? Check! Rob eying Reese longingly? You bet! Rob gazing nowhere in particular but still looking as dreamy as ever? Of course! (Can I just add that whoever did the lighting/cinematography for this film deserves a medal? Like the Nobel Peace Prize or something? Everyone just glows!)

Enough blah, blah from me—you're here to look, not talk. Click on the heavenly photo of Rob above to see our collection of his 10 most smoldering looks from the "Water for Elephants" trailer.